Don't ask how I know....just trust me.
- DO NOT TRY AND SEW A DRESS. NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT LOOKS. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TOLD TOYA YOU WERE GOING TO BED.
- DO NOT TRY TO KNIT AFTER A FAILED ATTEMPT AT SEWING A SIMPLE LOOKING DRESS. BECAUSE YOU "WILL" HAVE TO FROG IT.
- DO NOT TRY TO SCRAPBOOK AFTER A FAILED ATTEMPT AT SEWING A SIMPLE DRESS AND A FAILED ATTEMPT AT SCRAPBOOKING (HAVE YOU EVER JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING?)
- DON'T GET MAD AT YOUR SCRAPBOOK STUFF WHEN YOU KNOCK IT ON THE FLOOR. I PROMISE YOU THAT WON'T PUT IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM.
- DO NOT WARM UP SOUP ON THE STOVE. I SWEAR YOU WILL FORGET IT'S ON THERE.
- DO NOT LEAVE WATER RUNNING IN THE POT THAT HAD THE SOUP IN IT THAT YOU FORGOT WAS ON THE STOVE. IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THAT.
- DO NOT TRY TO TYPE ON YOUR PHONE. THE BUTTONS ARE TOOOOOO SMALL, WHEN UNDER NIGHT TIME COLD MEDICINE.
And just in case you are wondering. I do still feel like crap.
Im so sorry you feel so crap! Hope you get better soon.
Posted by: Lynne | March 08, 2007 at 05:37 AM
That was some great advice....LOL
Dana
Posted by: Dana | March 08, 2007 at 06:37 AM
Feel better ( you have exactly one week...smile).
Posted by: DisneyCyndi | March 08, 2007 at 06:50 AM
was this an OTC, sounds very strong! hope you're better.
Posted by: stephanie | March 08, 2007 at 07:05 AM
Sorry you still feel like crap...
but your list was priceless!!! LOL
Posted by: cherylwray | March 08, 2007 at 07:16 AM
awwwww...I hope you get to feelin better ma. I know how it is doing things while under the influence of night time cold medicine and it ain't cute. If it makes you feel better, I ran into a door and asked who put it there one time, when I was under the influence. lol
Posted by: Trina | March 08, 2007 at 07:52 AM
Sorry.... I hope that you get well soon....
Posted by: Melanie S. Smith | March 08, 2007 at 08:34 AM
hope you are feeling better...me and Abbey both woke up with sinus gook this morning...pollen is the only thing I hate about spring!
Posted by: rhonda | March 08, 2007 at 08:39 AM
You're so funny! Sorry you're feeling bad though. :-(
Posted by: Jana | March 08, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Sorry to hear you're still feeling crappy! Take lots of Vitamin C - I swear that helped me feel better sooner. And I know what you mean about those days when nothing really seems to work out - I have them too, even without cold medicine!
Posted by: Robin | March 08, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Oh no! I hope you feel better really soon!
Posted by: Maria | March 08, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Okay, Adrienne, you have got to scrap that list!!!! Sorry you aren't feeling well, though. I hope it's not the flu and I hope that you feeling better soon!!! You have to anyway b/c the Big Scrap ETC.EVENT is SOON!!!
Posted by: Tiffany | March 08, 2007 at 11:51 AM
Awwww! You poor thing with that groogy, disconnected head thing going on. Feel better and make some more pretty things that I can peek at! BTW... another sale at Hancocks today...I was there bright and early!
Posted by: Erica B. | March 08, 2007 at 12:07 PM
bwahaahahaha..
that totally cracked me up!
i hope you feel better soon :)
Posted by: monica gonzalez | March 08, 2007 at 02:25 PM
You are so funny Adrienne! I hope you feel better soon!!
Posted by: Solidia | March 08, 2007 at 02:43 PM
Gosh!! I hope you feel better soon...
Posted by: Tany | March 08, 2007 at 03:29 PM
I am laughing right now. I found your blog through Tuesday.
Posted by: Jen | March 08, 2007 at 04:36 PM
i feel your pain. last night it took me an hour to drink one cup of tea...cuz i kept forgetting about it... stupid cold!
Posted by: michelle simmons | March 08, 2007 at 06:04 PM
Feel better fast girlfriend! Big Hugs!
Kip
Posted by: Kip | March 08, 2007 at 07:05 PM
Feel better :).
Posted by: KimG | March 08, 2007 at 07:44 PM
Yikes, that's alot of warnings from one night!! LOL. I hope you feel better soon. I would never attmept a dress, unless of course I wanted to go gray overnight! I was all proud of myself because I did do some hand stitching on my LOs for a circle journal!! That was a first for me, and I honestly only did so, because I already had out the needle and thread for some buttons on Micah's shirts. (I think i even do that the wrong way!! LOL)
Posted by: jude | March 08, 2007 at 10:38 PM
I am so sorry you feel bad - but that post was just way too funny!
Posted by: Lara | March 08, 2007 at 10:54 PM
get some rest...and get plenty of vitamin C, & stay away from all things electric & gas! ....hope you are feeling better soon!
Posted by: Lisa D. | March 08, 2007 at 11:05 PM
hahahahahahahahaha TOO FUNNY!!!!! Glad you didnt call me!!! I would have gotten so tickled!!!!
Posted by: Zanete | March 09, 2007 at 02:10 PM